Top 20 Reasons to Date a Squash Player

1.we like it hard and fast against the wall
2.we're used to having bruises on our knees 
3.we're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing 
4.after 90 seconds we're ready to go at it again 
5.we don't mind getting hot and sweaty 
6. we're always open to new moves & positions 
7. we perform to please the crowd 
8. we know where the sweet spot is
9. we show off our legs 
10. we like being videotaped to improve ourselves 
11. we enjoy doing hard things 
12. we're always on top of the ball
13.we hit from any angle
14. we're good with our hands
15. we know how to play doubles
16. we like to be on top of our game
17. we know how to take it up the middle
18. we play the court until we score
19. We can do it forehand and backhand.
20. one word..FLEXIBILITY